This has been an incredibly challenging, transformative, and life-changing year. It’s been taught, but let’s try to laugh it off. Enjoy a collection of jokes we gathered from around the internet world.
🦠 Who’s idea was it to sing “Happy Birthday” while washing your hands? Now every time I go to the bathroom, my kids expect me to walk out with a cake.
😃 Being quarantined with a talkative child is like having an insane parrot glued to your shoulder
🍿 I finished Netflix today.
🎅 Who says Oh Oh Oh? Santa walking backwards!
⭐ 2020 rating – 1 star. Would not recommend it.
🔇 Skipping school in 2020 – camera off, microphone muted.
♾️ 2020 is a unique leap year: 29 days in February, 300 days in March and 5 years since April.
🦌 Why are Santa’s reindeer allowed to travel on Christmas Eve? They have herd immunity.