Magic is in the air

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Super Bono always has this powerful feeling that he is surrounded by all sorts of magical creatures that are taking care of the daily chores. He leaves the dirty laundry on the sofa and some sort of invisible fairy comes and picks up the clothes, washes them and then, just like magic, the clothes will appear again, clean and perfumed, in his closet. The same happens when he is hungry: he will just sit on a chair and the food will come up from the sky, just like pulling a rabbit from a hat. Damn magicians! When he falls asleep, the Cleaning Fairy comes and vacuums, dusts the furniture, takes out the trash so that in the morning everything is shiny.
What’s his job, in the meantime? To call his friends and talk about how tired they are. And because he calls from HablaCuba.com, the conversations are long…
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Long calls? Don’t get me started! Celita is always talking on the phone. Calling her mum and asking for the recipes she tries (and they are rarely a success, but what can I do? I have to eat something…). Calling her friends and complaining about me! Calling her 3 years old niece who talks gibberish! In the meantime, other magical creatures are fixing everything around the house! If there weren’t for those magical creatures, the fairies wouldn’t have what to clean, dust or vacuum. But does anyone notice that?

Who do you think is right?